As part of Hydra 9’s mission to entertain, we embarked on a short journey with the following things: one sharpie, two arms and a green screen.
“For what would one use such things for,” you ask?
I believe you would use such items to produce a video that goes something like this:
Side Note: The young intern featured has 6 years jazz/3 years tap dance training.
Life isn’t perfect. Our goal is to fix that. Today we present to you the first in a series of Hydra9 inventions aimed to simplify our imperfect lives. Some ideas may seem unrealistic or specialized. But we feel that with enough venture capital, anything can become a reality, and even silly ideas are Nobel-prizeworthy.
created by Travis Kragh

I’m twenty-one. Let’s throw it out there. Everyone here likes to; “Hey, this is Will, he is Quan’s twenty-one year old copywriter.” Am I bothered by this? Does the phrase come off a pejorative?
The answer to both questions is no. Emphatically no, enthusiastically no, another adverb that starts with the letter ‘e,’ no. I refuse to be stuck in a Doogie Howser, M.D. complex. Sure I’m young, but we’re all going through this together. No one else outside of here has had an opportunity like this so who gives a fack.
